Archive for the ‘useless’ Category

Searched for: nautilus

January 21, 2010

You know, the seashell with the pretty swirls from your math book? Yeah, didn’t need the 90’s bikini teen to completely steal the focus of the image. In fact, no one needs that. Ever. But hey, the upside of the totally obscured subject matter is the 4 extra hours it will take me to finish the project – and that’s good for my bank account.

Corny nautilus bikini girl

Thanks for shelling out the billable hours, bikini girl!


Searched for: woman shouting

January 19, 2010

Honestly, I don’t even know what to write here. This is just a terrible illustration which cannot be used anywhere. Also, I feel like I’m staring into her skull via her nasal passages on the right… Just wanted to share.


Look into my brain when I shout at you!

Searched for: child upset

January 4, 2010

What in the flunked-out-of-art-school am I looking at here? The “illustration” is entitled, Illustration of Child Emotions. I’m no artist, but isn’t it difficult to emote when your nose hole is where your mouth hole should be?

For sale: shit you can draw better yourself

Searched for: woman close-up

January 1, 2010

What? What the hell is she supposed to be doing? Pleading for more spanking?

Don't mix nonsense with leather.

Don't mix business with pleather.

Searched for: crazy (part 2)

December 30, 2009

As I’ve said before, searching for “crazy” stock photography is a demented, yet playful, journey to madness. I would pay just to see this image used in an ad.

Do you want to touch my orbs?