Searched for: new year’s eve

While it is considered a hack maneuver to use the cuteness of babies in advertising, making babies cry for a photo shoot is commitment to your craft.

What did I ever do to you?

Searched for: surprised businessman (part 2)

See, it’s clear that his butt has literally been worked off – you can tell by the stunning photoshop rendering of his ass in the wavy shape of a puzzle piece.

A puzzle piece of ass.

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Check us on Twitter and stuff.

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Searched for: Paper Currency (part 3)

Listen up children and listen up well. There is a reason that 99% of magicians are relegated to the birthday party circuit.

It’s because they’re freakin’ creepy.

I’m really sorry about this magicians of the world – but you’re just a smattering of white face paint away from being a clown.

Searched for: Paper Currency (part 2)

This image makes me want to break out in song. Ahem.

“Rollin down the street

With my briefcase

Sipping a latte

Laid back

With my mind on my money and my money on my mind.”