Archive for the ‘creepy’ Category

Searched for: woman shouting

January 19, 2010

Honestly, I don’t even know what to write here. This is just a terrible illustration which cannot be used anywhere. Also, I feel like I’m staring into her skull via her nasal passages on the right… Just wanted to share.

Freak-off

Look into my brain when I shout at you!

Searched for: camera (part 2)

December 29, 2009

Welp, at least you can’t see his face – saving him the ridicule from his classmates. Not to mention the endless calls from local priests.

I'm the sexiest kid on my block

Searched for: children shouting

December 23, 2009

Some illustrations are better than others. This one is not. I’m not even sure how this constitutes a child.

Oh, to be a young mutant freak again...

Searched for: children shouting

December 18, 2009

HELLO!! Meth dealer and PCP dealer???!!!!!!!! Make it a double!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Poor boy has phones strapped to his head...

Cellular lambchops.

Searched for: Crazy (reader submission)

December 15, 2009

WOW.

Thanks to John for this jaw-dropping entry, which shows you just what happens when you dare to test the bounds of stock art reality.

Although, I think I now understand the meaning behind the Hall and Oats song “Private Eyes”. They certainly are watching you, aren’t they?

Watching your every move...

Searched for: Paper Currency (part 3)

October 29, 2009

Listen up children and listen up well. There is a reason that 99% of magicians are relegated to the birthday party circuit.

It’s because they’re freakin’ creepy.

I’m really sorry about this magicians of the world – but you’re just a smattering of white face paint away from being a clown.

bsamagic

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Searched for: heavy

July 30, 2009

Presumably, this clown is miming to lift a huge dumbell off the ground. Yet, all I see is an alcoholic freak power-shitting in his pants before an audience of children.

Clown shit

Another clown soiling my search and himself

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Searched for: child upset

July 24, 2009

Child abuse is nothing to laugh at. It is a serious issue that should be handled with integrity and sensitivity. Also, dumping a quarry load onto a child’s face probably qualifies as abuse.

DARE to keep children from being stoned

DARE to keep children from being stoned

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Searched for: children playing

July 17, 2009

Like most clowns, this clown is psychotic, hopped up on meth and makes me want to cry. Unlike most clowns, this one is saying, “You’re going do die!!!!” (the description of this image actually says, “Funny clown isolated on white background”)

Clowns are NOT funny.

Clowns are NOT funny.

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Searched for: surprised businessman

July 17, 2009

I am strangely aroused by your tiny prostate!

Open wide!

Open wide!

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